my journey through the pursuit of love & happiness

Archive for June 2011

It’s that time of year again when all the interns (skinterns b/c they don’t know how to dress) come to town. This song always reminds me of them. This video is funny b/c it’s true! 

#overheard from a senate staffer: Are we pro or con pornography? Which I think is a fair question… Apparently we are neither pro or con pornography.

I will never buy store-brand tampons again.

How was I suppose to know that the 50% Clearance tag wasn’t talking about the damaged box but rather, the fact that it took nearly short of three hands to get those suckers in.

I felt like I was a teenager again, stumbling around down there not sure what was going up or down. NO, tampons are not created equal. Guys— make sure when your lady sends you to pick up tampons you get the ones she actually wants.

For me, happy tampons are Pearl by Tampax.

I hope that the man of my dreams serenades me with this…

I know this is hot yoga and it is DC, but the rest of us normal people have our shirts on.

Maybe if I had your abs I’d be looking to show them off every chance I get, too. Or, maybe not. See, I’m in my late 20s now and value a little more modesty than I used to. So as much as I don’t normally go flashing my cleavage around town, I’d probably also be more conservative about showing off my six-pack.

That being said….. I did secretly smile when your teeny lil’ self and six-pack abs could not do any of the binding, or advance positions. And unlike myself, you certainly couldn’t do the splits.

So let’s just decide to call it even.

xoxo,
the girl behind you


"IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THAN YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST" -marilyn monroe

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