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Paying the check on the first date-- dealbreaker?

I like to joke that I have a gay man inside of me, but this doesn’t mean I understand a thing about men. Maybe I cannot relate to straight men because they are easily confused by shiny things.

This new category is dedicated to all the advice I receive from my straight guy friends (taken or not).

#1 If the guy does not pay for dinner DO NOT accept a second date.

I was most surprised to hear this advice from some of my more err bro guy friends. This is a piece of advice that is consistent from all my straighties. Apparently if a guy doesn’t pay for dinner on the first date (no one is saying he has to always foot the bill) he’s just not that into you.

What do you think? Do you agree?

I will never buy store-brand tampons again.

How was I suppose to know that the 50% Clearance tag wasn’t talking about the damaged box but rather, the fact that it took nearly short of three hands to get those suckers in.

I felt like I was a teenager again, stumbling around down there not sure what was going up or down. NO, tampons are not created equal. Guys— make sure when your lady sends you to pick up tampons you get the ones she actually wants.

For me, happy tampons are Pearl by Tampax.


"IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THAN YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST" -marilyn monroe

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