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Paying the check on the first date-- dealbreaker?

I like to joke that I have a gay man inside of me, but this doesn’t mean I understand a thing about men. Maybe I cannot relate to straight men because they are easily confused by shiny things.

This new category is dedicated to all the advice I receive from my straight guy friends (taken or not).

#1 If the guy does not pay for dinner DO NOT accept a second date.

I was most surprised to hear this advice from some of my more err bro guy friends. This is a piece of advice that is consistent from all my straighties. Apparently if a guy doesn’t pay for dinner on the first date (no one is saying he has to always foot the bill) he’s just not that into you.

What do you think? Do you agree?

ryerye: pour me a scotch

me: yes!

totes

ryerye: andddd get me a watch

me: k. you get me a BMW

= black man working

i am so tired of guys not being adults. geez. C’s friend msgd me and it had the word boner in it. this is an ivy league educated guy, mind you

who is making his first impression and he makes it by saying boner

gross

ryerye: lol

me: i want an adult male!!

ryerye: luckily women r nothing but mature always

me: LOL

blah. i’m giving up.

i’m going to the pet store this weekend and getting three cats

and a large tub of ben and jerrys with a side of papa johns

ryerye: YES PLZ

Introducing my friend ryerye. He’s full of tongue-n-check and sarcastic comments.

me:  what are you doing?

you missed shopping.

i had to eat subway b/c there was no one to encourage me to eat bad chinese food

ryerye:  lol

sorry

i slept til 1230

ive been so behind

how was it?

whad u buy

me:  a few cute work things

and girly make up things

i want to go back b/c the teen section had some cute shell tops

theyd look good with a jacket

and then go to hh and take off jacket and then viola

what are you going to do tonight?

i need someone to help me replace the filter in my ac

hint hint

ryerye:  lol

uhhhh, not sure

u?

me:  tonight

i was gonna wish away all my fat

and clean and watch movies

ryerye:  LOL

u have no fat to wish away

dont be frontin

me:  LOL


"IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THAN YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST" -marilyn monroe

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